Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there.
Random Guy: Hey, what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!
Random Guy: That's alright, it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
I FOKING LOVED IT.